Season 1, episode 8: “Bugs”
7 years later:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
Damn math fandom bloggers
shut your pi hole
I would tell you all to calm down but problem solving is
There is a greater force than mankind
Remember that you were loved by me, and that you made my life a happy one.
And there’s no tragedy in that.
Behind the grin there’s another expression altogether, a shadow too well-hidden for her to read. She steps back, releasing his throat but keeping the gun snug against his stomach. Blue shirt beneath a tweed coat, a bowtie and braces – her free hand darts into his breast pocket and for a dizzying moment her fingers grasp impossible, empty space (bigger on the inside) before pulling out a slim leather wallet. She flips it open and, for the first time since she shoved him against the wall, she looks away from his face.
Inside the wallet is a single sheet of psychic paper, and three words scrawl across the empty space in dark, curving ink:
I’d almost forgotten.
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole